STARLEEMA

2008-12-05T11:55:00.003+09:00

I said brr it's cold in here........

Five days into summer and I'm wearing boots, stockings and a God damn cardigan!

What is going on?! Global warming where are you and what have you done with the sunshine and humid weather us Aussies have grown accustomed to over the last century?

I suppose I shouldn't complain too loudly because I'm certainly not missing the flies or sticky, sleepless nights.

Oh christmas tree

2008-12-04T08:32:00.001+09:00

Here is our christmas tree. It may be two days late but it's finally up. Now I just need to purchase some gifts to put underneath. My oh my where has the year gone......

Our patio

2008-09-28T18:02:00.001+08:00

This is our patio all ready for summer drinks, hijinks and bbqs.

2008-08-27T18:18:00.005+08:00

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Well it has been almost a year since my last post, so what would be a better way to commemorate the occassion than by posting a blog.

Here is an update on what has happened over the last year.

- We finally have a front yard and more recently a patio and concrete out the back (Rome wasn't built in a day guys!)
- I have another pet bunny named Smokey-Joe El Diablo who was cute and cuddly at first but has recently turned pure evil.
- My hair is back to being blonde.
- My awesome friend Katie left the loop to travel the world (I miss you Katie!)
- Bec and Andy had a beautiful little girl name Zoe Madeline.
- Brett and Katie moved into their house.
- We had a pet bird but he died last week.
- All of our mates flew over to NZ for the GO-trains wedding and we all had an awesome time.
- I am loving my job here at the paper although sometimes I want to tear my hair out (deadlines anyone).
- We bought a brand new car, a black 08 Subaru Liberty.
- My sister Carrie was slandered in the West Australian newspaper.
- I joined the South West Sport Centre in a bid to become fit and look hot, so far I have been very committed.

Hmmm, that is all that springs to mind at the moment.
I will endeavour to put up regular posts but my PC at home is a Piece of Crap so it may be a long time between drinks.
Here are some holiday snaps from NZ.....

2007-10-14T15:48:00.001+08:00

More Europe Photos....

2007-10-07T16:28:00.000+08:00

I hate computers especially mine...

I love technology yet at the same time despise it, namely because it is so easy and common for things to go wrong. My computer is such an example. It is slow, annoying and won't let me download photos from my camera!!!! I just want to add my pics to Facebook is it really that much to ask? I think not. Does anyone else feel like crying,screaming and throwing things (the P.C) when there is a technological breakdown?

2007-09-28T18:01:00.000+08:00

Europe Pics...

2007-08-15T15:02:00.000+08:00

Au revoir, Sayonara, Arrivederci, See you later, GOODBYE!!!

I'm off to Perth in a moment, then catching a plane to London at 12.40 tomorrow and then I'll be making my over to France on Saturday. Oh what a life! I'm feeling a mix of emotions at the moment, I'm nervous, excited, sad, unsure, happy, anxious and everything else in between. It may only be for 5 weeks, but I realised today that 5 weeks is quite a long time especially for someone like me. This will be the longest I have ever spent away from G and my family, so I imagine there will be few tears.

I think I'm organised it is difficult deciding what to bring and what not to bring. I figure if I need something I'll just buy it while I'm over there. Anyway, I doubt I'll have time to update but when I'm back I'm certain there will be lot to tell. Take care everyone and I'll miss you all, oh except Holly and Lanz because I'll be seeing you soon woo hoo!

2007-08-05T17:45:00.000+08:00

10 reasons why I don't like the Dockers

1-Jeff Farmer, alcohol problem my arse you've got an anger problem
2-Josh Carr, leave Benny alone!
3-Their name, ooh how scary a wharfie
4-Their song, "heave ho way to go" hmm
5-Their guernsey, it's purple for crying out loud with an anchor
6-They're an embarrassment to the AFL, they haven't even won a premiership
7-Chris Connolly, oops that right he sucked so bad they had to give him the "heave ho"
8-The supporters, booing the best players in the universe (Chris Judd and Ben Cousins) and spitting on their own coach
9-Their consistency to play inconsistently
10-They suck

2007-08-02T22:08:00.000+08:00

Whoever said money can't buy happiness LIED!!!

to be continued....

2007-08-02T21:57:00.000+08:00

My collage...

2007-07-30T13:23:00.000+08:00

I heart Hoodies...
Hoodies are my favorite item of clothing at the moment and today after much searching I finally located a plain black one to purchase. Thanks Bonds! Hoodies are fabulous because they are warm, comfy, they have pockets to keep your hands warm and if it is raining outside you can pop on the hood and save your hairstyle from being ruined. My favorite hoodie is my blue one I bought in Melbourne, which I unfortunately left at Bec's house last time I was in Perth. Another favorite is my light grey one with dark grey stars all over it. I think G is looking his absolute hottest when he is wearing his plain black hoodie. Hoodies rock!

2007-07-25T13:55:00.000+08:00

Lee-Maree Gallo, 25 years old, Cadet Journalist

Yes that's correct I got the job at the Bunbury Mail as their brand new Cadet Journalist! How exciting, I don't properly start until I get back from my trip and then it's back to full time work for this chick. I'm going to have to buy a whole new work wardrobe too as I don't have any office type clothing. Yay, I will finally at the ripe old age of 25 be starting my career.

2007-07-24T20:33:00.001+08:00

2007-07-23T12:21:00.000+08:00

The end...

I was planning on posting about Harry Potter and what I thought of the final book but have decided against it because it would be way too loooooooooong! I also do no want to spoil it for those who have not had the chance to read it. I will however say this, it was fantastic, J.K did not disappoint, she tied up all the loose ends and explained everything perfectly. The epilogue was a bit too contrite for my liking and did appear to be tacked on to the end at the last minute, but other than that it was wonderful. I am just sad that there will be no more adventures concerning Harry, Ron and Hermione.

2007-07-10T19:48:00.000+08:00

Please take note...

On the 21st of July something wonderous will occur, it will be a one time only event that will take the world by storm. There will be global chaos and pandemonium all around, followed by relief, joy and appreciation. Yes, I am talking about the release of J.K Rowling's 7th and final installment of Harry Potter. Unfortunately I am working on this day and then going out for a work do later on that evening. However I have completely cleared my schedule for the following day so I can resume and finish reading this piece of literary genius that will no doubt go down in history as one of the classic novels of our time. I wish to inform you all that if ANYONE completes the book before me or hears how the tale ends and then tells me, I will be forced to bludgeon you with said book. I will be in lockdown mode until the final word is read.

2007-07-05T18:08:00.001+08:00

Just to clear things up a little continued....
(please see www.rainbowblogstar.blogspot.com)

1- If you want a STRONG or STRONGER coffee then you need to have an extra shot, there is no other way to make a STRONG or STRONGER coffee. It is not a matter of adding another teaspoon of coffee.

2-Latte's are not a COOL drink, your friends are not impressed and neither is your barista. A latte just contains more milk because it is in a glass and please do not EVER ask for a "cafe latte" because that is not what it is called!

3-Why bother having a coffee if you are asking for decaf? I don't get it, I really don't.

4-Asking for your coffee to be extra hot actually means that you are requesting BURNT milk.

5-There is no such thing as a half shot.

Hmm, this is my first ever work related post I have realised and now that I'm on a roll.....Working in customer service sux, it sux so much sometimes I want to cry. Why I hear you ask? Well let me explain...no how about I just let you know, how you, can make my job just that little bit better.

1-If I ask you how you are or how is your day going, please answer or at least give a smile. Looking at me like I just told you I have gonorrhea does not make my day any better or my mood for that matter.

2-Please place the money in my hand when paying and not on the counter, otherwise I will do the same to you when I hand back your change.

3-Place your orders at the counter, do not demand I get you a cappuccino when my arms are full of dirty plates otherwise you will end up wearing them.

4-Please do not push in front of other customers who have been waiting longer than you, I can see what's going on.

5-If we have run out of chilled water then DEAL WITH IT, please refrain from badgering me whilst it is the middle of a lunch rush just for a glass of water.

6-We have not forgot your order, we rarely, if ever, forget orders. Unfortunately nacho's, burgers, foccacia's and coffees all take time to make. It is not Macca's.

7-Please do not sit at the one uncleared table in the whole cafe when there are another ten clean and cleared ones.

8-Don't forget the magic word....please. A thankyou would be lovely too.

9-Gluten free does not mean fat free it is for people who have a gluten intolerance

10-Stop saying "oh I can't eat dairy, wheat, tomato, blah, blah ,blah" because you can!!! Unless you are allergic or intolerant you can eat whatever you want, who are you trying to kid with your diet? If you were that serious you wouldn't be eating out to begin with.

11-Eating a large plate of pumpkin bake with potato and pasta salad is not "being healthy". You are actually eating a plate of fatty carbs, have a green salad or sandwich instead.

12-Say no to plastic bags! If you can carry it with your hands then you do not need a bag.

Do not get me wrong I have met some lovely people through my work, especially the regulars whom are all kind, friendly people but oh my there are some real nasty, horrible, self-absorbed wankers out there too. So dear readers please next time you are being served by someone somewhere smile, use your manners and give a thought to what kind of day they might be having.

2007-07-03T15:49:00.000+08:00

Our study

I finally got of my arse and bought a bookshelf yesterday, which I may add, I assembled by myself. So now at long last our study is organised and my books are no longer sitting in a pile on the floor. I always thought I would have had the house finished by now in terms of making it a home but I have barely begun! I've decided that it is my goal to add something each week, whether it be a painting, ornament, rug or whatever. I bought an elephant statue just a moment ago and he is now residing in the corner by the pool table, I will be picking up a giraffe statue on Friday. I am also in the middle of putting together a huge collage to put on one of the study walls. I think finding artwork is the most difficult because I know what I want in my head but it probably doesn't even exist, I'm thinking of just buying some canvas and seeing what I can come up with. Ha ha wish me luck!

2007-07-03T10:57:00.000+08:00

THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!

Yes, that's right I am talking about none other than The Smashing Pumpkins whom if you were living under a rock and didn't know have reformed. They are currently touring (leaving out Australia boo hoo) and have a new album due out soon. I have just watched the film clip for their new single 'tarantula' and am very impressed, it kicks arse just like the rest of their music. 'Doomsday Clock' another track of the album is also a guaranteed hit.Unfortunately James Iha, like D'arcy, is no longer a Pumpkin, two new members have taken their place. Melissa Auf De Maur (D'arcy's replacement) is also no longer with the band. The newbies are Jeff Schroeder and Ginger Reyes thus making Billy and Jimmy Chamberlain the only original members.

Check out http://www.smashingpumpkins.com/ or www.myspace.com/smashingpumpkins to see for yourself, why they are the best band in the world.

2007-07-01T19:01:00.000+08:00

F**K OFF!!!

Ok, it's not very often that I get so fired up about something that I feel the need to blog about it, especially when it comes to reality TV. Hmm although I did complain about Dean Geyer's inclusion in Australian Idol anyway.....Will somebody please put the housemates and Big Brother viewers out of our misery and get rid of the ugliest, dumbest most annoying woman ever to grace our television screens!!! Yes, I am talking about Michelle. Oh my God I have never been so infuriated by another human being (on TV) in my life. I often try and find at least one good point about somebody I don't like or seem to get along with but with this bitch I can't find one, not one. I can't even look at her. All she does is bitch, backstab, whinge, complain and look like a fat ugly little troll. Please for the love of God let her be evicted....

*I am sorry if anyone is upset by the above rant and I promise I won't be this mean or negative again, I just needed to let it out. I will return to my happy, positive self next post.*

2007-07-01T12:29:00.000+08:00

100 posts, lets take a trip down memory lane...

This is my 100th post and looking back quite a lot has happened since my very first post. G and I have built and moved into our very first house, we bought a pet bunny whom we love very much, I have finally finished my uni degree after 4 and a 1/2 years, I've been to Melbourne, I've booked a trip overseas, I've joined the gym, coloured and cut my hair numerous times, made new friends and have had too many good times to mention. So overall I'm very pleased with what has been going on in my life. I am so glad that I started this blog, not only is it somewhat like a personal diary but it allows absent friends to know what's been going on in my world and vice versa. Ooh how I love technology. To mark this occasion I have included a pic of my two lovely sisters, Carrie and Ashleigh, and I who I feel have grown so much more closer over the past few months, it was taken last night.

2007-06-25T11:03:00.000+08:00

What I am loving right now...

Grapefruit juice, so very tart and so very refreshing

Soup, I'm eating some now as I type

Knowing that I will miss out on 5 weeks of winter in exchange for a European summer, YIPEE!

The internet, breaking geographical boundaries so everyone can keep in touch

Snuggling on the too small couch with G, although I don't think he loves it nearly as much!

Watching Gurnsie eat snow peas and beans, his face is the cutest thing on earth

Re-reading the Harry Potter series in anticipation for the release of the final installment Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

2007-06-18T10:24:00.000+08:00

Sleep will not come to this tired body now and peace will not come to this lonely heart...-Billy Corgan-

I have been an insomniac on and off my whole life, at this point in time it's at the on stage. The most annoying part of my insomnia is that it is my own fault and I am my own worst enemy. I think too much and stress myself out with stuff that I shouldn't even be concerned about. It is so annoying, I'll be close to falling asleep on the couch but as soon as my head hits that pillow and the lights are out it seems another light is switched on somewhere inside my brain. Aaaargh it drives me insane. Over the years I've tried all the little tricks and remedies imaginable (eg warm bath, hot drink, valerian tablets, counting sheep) none of them work, I think I need to find a remote control that pauses my thoughts at bed time. If anyone knows where I may be able to purchase such a device then please do let me know.

2007-06-11T18:08:00.000+08:00

I love Alfred Gurns

2007-06-06T16:30:00.001+08:00

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce....................

that I'm going to Europe!!!! Yay, finally. On the 16th of August I will be leaving Perth for London where I will embark on a 29 day Contiki tour around Europe. I will then be back in London on the 16th of September, where (hopefully if anyone will have me) I will be staying until the 2nd of October. I am going with Helen from work who is only 18 and was going by herself but now I've come along and crashed her party ha ha! I didn't tell anyone of my plans just incase they fell through but thankfully they haven't and the deposit has been paid. So Holly, Lanz and Dover you better be prepared because I'm coming over and I'm expecting good times to be had oh and there better be somewhere I can watch the footy grand final. GO WEST COAST!!! I can't wait I'm so excited, then when I get back I can focus on getting a career and settling down. Well that's the plan anyway.

CWS Commercial: Say no to dirt

2007-06-05T20:37:00.001+08:00

How funny is this ad!

2007-05-31T22:40:00.000+08:00

Bandwagon jumper...

Ok, well I don't know anyone else who is a fan but I still know I'm jumping on to some kind of Amy Winehouse bandwagon somewhere in the world. Hey, I can't start trends all of the time! Let's just forget about her skeletal frame, poor fashion sense, missing tooth and bad make up for a second because this chick can sing. I especially like the song 'You know I'm no good' which is sampled by GhostFaceKilla also on one of his tracks.

2007-05-29T20:09:00.000+08:00

I am (un) officially a university graduate!

Finally after 4 and a 1/2 years of hard work and dedication (yeah right) I am finished. I think I deserve a pat on the back. Now it's time to get a real job.

*Thanks to G, Bec and my family for putting up with my whingeing and whining every time I had an assignment due.*

2007-05-28T23:08:00.000+08:00

Only 1000 words to go....

and then I am done with university life. Pity that I am tired and that my arse is going numb and that I'm easily distracted. However, I have told myself I am not allowed to go to sleep until it is complete.

2007-05-28T18:32:00.000+08:00

You and I and the blueberry sky forever......

(please refer to www.rainbowblogstar.blogspot.com before continuing)

Who remembers and knows all the lyrics to 'Apple Eyes' by those kooky, crazy Aussie one hit wonders known as Swoop? I do and I'm sure you do to. If you haven't already checked out Carrie's post regarding this matter then I suggest you do as the following may not make much sense, or perhaps you could view it as a history lesson or maybe even a trip down memory lane ...

-Swoop released 'Apple Eyes' in 1995

-Came in at number 32 in Triple J's hottest 100

-Featured on the first ever Home and Away soundtrack in 1996

-Released such notable tracks as, 'Rock Dog', 'Do it', 'Neighbourhood Freak' and who could forget 'Everything I do from now is going to be Funky'.

-There were 7 members including one female

-Were once described as "ground-breaking"

'Apple Eyes'

Get on the A train

Get on the right track

If you got a problem tell meI can fix that

And if you got the rigging baby

I got the boat

And if you got a castle

Well you know I got the moat (it's alright)

If you need some lower level

I'll be your elevator

If you want a sure glide

And if you need some time baby I got foreverI got your stuff ain't that enough?

Apple eyes drinking strawberry wine together

You and I and a blueberry sky forever

Now if you're feeling hot

On account of the sun

I got the body lotion if you wanna get some

And if you want some money

Ha I got a gold mine

And if you need direction I'm a one way sign(That's alright)

If you need a new kind of rhythmI got a lemon bass that plays in apricot time

Sagittarius or Leo or Libran

I'll be your zodiac on a different star trackChorus (x2)

Hit it Girl

I Think I love You

OhhhhhhApple eyes drinking strawberry wine together

You Got A Problem I Can Fix That

You and I and a blueberry sky foreverI got the body lotion if you wanna get some lotion, babe

Apple eyes drinking strawberry wine togetherTogether, Together, Together, Together, You and I and a blueberry sky forever

Forever.

Ah the memories.....

http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/hottest100/history/1995.htm

2007-05-26T13:24:00.000+08:00

No pain no gain...

Yesterday I did what some may call crazy, I, along with my sister Ashleigh, made my way over to the back beach for an hour long bootcamp training session. It was torturous, it was hard work but most of all it was fun. We did what seemed like 1000 push ups, we ran, we ran with tyres, we army crawled/rolled, we did sit ups, we ran some more, we did another 1000 push ups and then we stretched our sore and tired muscles. We were working so hard I didn't even realise the sun had come up! Ash and I were invited to participate by Cody as it was 'bring a friend' day, it's where they try and convince people to join for the next 4 week round. Well I'm convinced, even though I am paying for it today. It actually hurts to laugh! So if any of you hear about bootcamp starting near by I highly recommend it.

2007-05-22T21:18:00.000+08:00

Food, food glorious food...

I love food. I love cooking it, smelling it. buying it and I especially love eating it. Tonight I made tandoori lamb cutlets which I placed on a bed of cous cous topped with sweet corn, avocado, coriander and lime salsa and coriander yogurt stuffed potatoes. It was delish, I took a pic so you can all salivate and admire my culinary genius. Unfortunately I have ugly plates so they do not do the meal justice *sigh*.

2007-05-22T13:56:00.000+08:00

One more week...

That is all I have left to go with my tertiary education, this time next week I will be a university graduate with a Bachelor of Creative Industries majoring in communications and culture. I know some of you may be scratching your head wondering a degree in what?! Basically it's an arts degree (aka useless) which covers topics such as literature, art history, film, web design, media, modernism, post-modernism and communication skills. I have also studied photography, philosophy and theatre. I have loved learning about all of the above, however it is common knowledge that I am the world's laziest student. I'm only going to pass with average marks but alas that is my own doing and who looks at results anyway.........NO ONE!!! My next goal is to get as much work experience as I can, I'd prefer a job but living in W(ait) A(while) inhibits my employment chances. A job in Bunbury is practically impossible. I'm going to begin by asking my editor at Rip-in if he can give me some more work, even if it's just taking pics for the social pages.

2007-05-16T20:21:00.000+08:00

Pics from the weekend...(not many I forgot to take them!)

2007-05-16T20:09:00.000+08:00

I've joined the gym!

Yes indeed I have, not content with the inevitable piling on of the winter pounds I, along with my mother, signed up for a 12 month membership with Curves today. It's not like your average gym, there are no men, no mirrors and no cardio machines and each session is only 30 minutes long. Sounds strange I know but I'm willing to give it a go. My workmate, Al has been going and she is looking fantastic so it definitely works. Instead of measuring weight loss they focus on lost centimetres but I'm just there to tone up really and to get fit. However, I was very surprised at my body fat percentage and it was not a pleasant surprise!!! Apparently body fat percentage is not as dependant on your size as I thought. So look out everybody come summertime I'll be looking hot to trot ha ha.

2007-05-10T21:27:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Becky Boo!!!!

Today is Bec's birthday, she is my best friend in the whole universe. You could say we are BFF. Here are 10 reasons why I love her.

1-she listens to everything I have to say (puts up with my whingeing!)

2-she is always there for me

3-she loves talking about food as much as I do

4-she is fiery and not afraid to voice her opinion

5-she is so small she can fit in my pocket

6-she appreciates the Italian way of life

7-she is absolutely gorgeous

8-she doesn't mind if I kick her out of my house (ha ha)

9-she is my partner in crime against all the boys in our life

10-she loves me for who I am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A WONDERFUL FRIEND, I'm so very lucky to have you. I'm almost certain my nonno and your nonna are responsible for our friendship. See you in 2 days, so we can do it all again xoxo

2007-05-10T20:30:00.000+08:00

Book Review- Life of Pi Yann Martel

Life of Pi, tells the story of a 16 year old boy who finds himself stranded on a lifeboat after the ship he is on, sinks to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Orphaned and alone with only a hyena, an orang-utan and a tiger for company, Pi must fight for survival until he is rescued. Eventually his journey comes to an end 227 days later on the shores of Mexico. Captivated by his tale of survival, his rescuers ask him what happened, Pi tells them. However, they are dissatisfied with his version of events so Pi offers them an alternative (and somewhat slightly barbaric) story, he then asks them which story they prefer. They choose the first and highly unbelievable version rather than the second realistic, yet 'morally' wrong version.

This technique also allows the reader to ask themselves the same question. It forces the reader to choose and to take a look at their own morals, values and beliefs. This a constant throughout the text as there are numerous references to God, religion and faith. Pi, is constantly questioning his own beliefs and morals, and in the beginning wonders why he can't be Muslim, Christian and Hindu, "I just want to love God", he exclaims to his father.

Although this is a slow and often tedious read, it is important not to take this book at face value. It is more than just an adventure story, Martel is forever challenging the reader to question themselves, their reality and their beliefs.

It is important to note that the novel was awarded the MAN BOOKER prize in 2002 and was nominated for many other literary awards also.

To be honest I probably would have stopped reading after the first few chapters had my librarian not kindly told me to persevere with it. I'm glad I listened to her.

Book rating- ***

2007-05-09T19:34:00.000+08:00

I'm hungry and frustrated

to be continued.....

2007-05-08T22:34:00.000+08:00

Birthday Pics (sorry Bec)!

2007-05-08T22:16:00.000+08:00

Birthday Dinner @ Nicolas

(I don't know why G missed out on a pic)

2007-05-08T21:46:00.000+08:00

Why I love Melbourne

*Everyone has their own individual style

*There are lots of cool boutiques

*The footy is cheap

*People seem more relaxed

*They have the prettiest church I've ever seen

*The public transport system rocks

*There are an insane amount of places to eat

*Culture,culture,culture and more culture

*I had the best coffee I have ever tasted

*There are lots of wide open public spaces

*There are many hidden secrets to uncover

*Jeiger bombs are cheaper

*Lots of live music, pubs, bars and clubs

Hmm, I think I might have to move there. Here are some pics

2007-05-03T15:32:00.000+08:00

It's all about me!!!

Today is my 25th birthday and quite frankly that scares me. I'm no longer a teen or a young adult but a fully fledged ADULT, it's time I started acting responsibly. Ha ha yeah right. I've been reflecting a lot lately and it's funny how life turns out so much different to how we planned it. I always thought that by 25 I would have finished my hairdressing apprentiship, gone travelling and would be living anywhere but Bunbury. Yet, I never finished hairdressing, I've done minimal travelling, paying off a mortgage and yep living in Bunbury. I'm still determined to go travelling, living here has its moments but honestly I'm happy the way things have turned out. I have the most amazing group of friends who mean the world to me, the coolest family and the best boyfriend in the whole world, what more could a girl want. I finish uni in 3 weeks, what a relief, and I've decided I am going to try to get into the media industry now, so wish me luck!

I'm having dinner with Mum, Dad and G tonight which should be lovely but come Saturday night woo hoo it's party time! I'm so excited to see everyone, Bec, Andy, Bretty, Katie, Cody etc etc. By the way I will be posting about our trip to Melbourne but I haven't downloaded my pics yet so stay tuned.

2007-04-18T16:12:00.000+08:00

Only 4 sleeps to go........

and I'll be in Melbourne. I'm so excited I haven't been anywhere for so long and I desperately need a holiday, a break from work and a break from Bunbury. Then when I return it will be 4 sleeps til my 25th birthday and it will also only be another4 weeks of uni to go, FOREVER!!! I cannot wait for that, I've decided I'm having a party to celebrate both achievements. I just don't know where yet cause we still don't have a patio and there's no way I'm having an indoors party. I do have a few ideas up my sleeve so stay tuned...

2007-04-17T15:49:00.000+08:00

Books, books and more books...

I love to read and it has occurred to me that I don't read as much for pleasure as I use to. (Although in the past 2 weeks I have managed to read 2 novels, one of which was for uni) So a couple of hours ago I made my way over to the Eaton Community library where I proceeded to loan 5 books out ranging from the biography of Indira Ghandi to a Gothic novel in the tone of Bram Stoker's Dracula. Whilst my choices may be diverse it is because after so many years of reading I still have no idea what my favorite genre is nor do I have a favorite author! For the most part I tend to read bios, I am huge fan of Harry Potter yet am not a fan of fantasy, I like to read tales about your average person and I have been known to read the odd romance novel. As a student of media and writing I think it's high time that I sort this problem out. I have also come up with an idea to review whatever books I am reading via my blog and thought it would be cool if fellow bloggers did the same, I will be starting off with the novel 'Life of Pi' by Yann Martel as soon as I have finished it. Wish me luck on my quest for literary fulfillment.

2007-04-09T20:15:00.000+08:00

Weekend Madness...

Happy birthday to both Brett and Holly and happy Easter to everyone else. Here are a couple of pics from the weekend, where we went to Perth to help Bretty celebrate his birthday. A wild time was had by all.

2007-03-26T14:32:00.000+08:00

Presenting Ashleigh Gallo aka Regional Junior Hairdresser of the Year!!!

Yes she has excelled her self yet again in the world of hairdressing by taking out Junior hairdresser of the year as well as coming first and third in junior ladies cutting and second in open ladies colour at the regional IHS awards at the weekend. I was her model for both cut and colour (1st and 2nd) which I'm very pleased about now that I am sporting an award winning do. Congratulations Miss Gallo I'm sure you will go very far. Elev8 Hair (Ash's work) scored Salon of the Year along with coming first in the team relay event and various places individually for Lovinia (Senior of the year) and Gemma. Well done to all of you. Here are a few pics.

2007-03-20T11:38:00.000+09:00

"Cocaine...it's one hell of a drug"

It is with a heavy heart that I report West Coast Eagles star player, Ben (aka BDCD) Cousins, has been suspended indefinitely from the premiership team. Whilst no one is saying the exact reason why, I have a suspicion that it may be linked with drug use. Cousins did not show up for training yesterday and his people are claiming he has some very personal issues to sort out that will involve counselling. Whilst I think he is a bloody idiot for his off field escapades e.g running from booze buses, I sincerely hope that BCDC gets his shit together and will remain a force to be reckoned with in 2007 for the Eagles.

2007-03-12T11:25:00.000+09:00

Today sucks, let me fill you in...

1. I am not at Target buying Stella McCartney

2. I have locked myself out of my own house because someone took the housekey off the car keys

3. My phone and bag are inside the house

4. I haven't brushed my hair or put make up on

5. However, I do have a car oops that's right the fuel light is on because boys don't put fuel in their cars

6. I'm stuck at mum and dad's until the same boy and someone finishes work

7. I can't even call this boy because he has a new phone number which I haven't memorised

8. I have an assignment due tomorrow which I haven't started and yep all my stuff is inside

I hope everyone is having a better day than I currently am

2007-03-07T14:38:00.000+09:00

Gurnsie and I...my how we've grown

2007-03-06T13:54:00.000+09:00

Blondes do have more fun but......

As of last Friday I am now a brunette. I do prefer being blonde, however I'm sick of the maintenance, it is so much easier and more cost effective to have darker hair. I'm not sure how long this current shade will last though as I'm going to be a hair model for Ashleigh in a few weeks. Who knows what crazy style and shade I may be wearing!

In other news regarding my appearance I have decided it's time to remove my labret piercing. It may sound trivial and like an easy thing to do but it is quite a big deal. I have had it for nearly ten years now so it has essentially become a part of me. I have many reasons for removing it but it's mainly because I'm just over it and with the whole re-emergence of piercing among the younger crew I feel it just looks tacky. It's time to move on. I would post some pics of my new hair but G's camera is playing up for some reason. Hmm, I think it might be time for me to buy my own...

2007-03-01T18:25:00.000+09:00

Bare with me...

I'm updating and renewing my blog so it may look pretty shitty until it is complete.

2007-02-28T21:33:00.000+09:00

"I am only one, but I am still one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something." Helen Keller

2007-02-28T11:43:00.000+09:00

It's time to make a change!

With all the recent debate/interest in global warming and climate change I have made a conscience decision to do my bit for the environment. Here a few of things I am doing or have already done to help out.

-Turn most appliances off at the power point
-Leave the lights off at night time
-Invest in a standing lamp for the living area and use a low watt energy saving bulb
-Recycle, recycle, recycle
-Say no to plastic bags and use the mountain of green bags stuffed at the bottom of my pantry
-Shower once a day and make it quick
-Buy products which are better for the environment and our waterways eg. Earth Choice

If anyone has anymore suggestions then please let me know and to all those global warming skeptics out there, even if it doesn't exist what's wrong with making the world a cleaner, better place to live? Also you would have to be living under a rock to not have noticed the randomness of the weather here in Australia over the past few years! Tornadoes in Bunbury, droughts in Sydney, sweltering heat in Adelaide, today it's raining and a mere 24 degrees yet Monday they forecast 38 degrees! There was even a heat wave in London last year! Clearly something just isn't right.

I have included a pic of two of my favorite Aussies as they have helped bring the issue of global warming to the forefront in Australia with their "Cool the globe" campaign. Go Kochie and Mel!

www.cooltheglobe.com
www.climatecrisis.net
www.stopglobalwarming.org

2007-02-26T09:37:00.000+09:00

It's all about the fashion, food and footy!

G and I are off to Melbourne for a week in April YAY! We're going to the ANZAC day match between Collingwood and Essendon, which just happens to be the biggest game of the season other than the grand final. I'm going to shop like mad and eat lots of good food. I'm so excited I've always wanted to go to Melbourne and now I finally am. If anyone has any tips or knows of any hotspots that we should check out then please let me know.

2007-02-13T22:54:00.000+09:00

Dear Britney Love JT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyhDZouShm4

This film clip is HAAWWWWT!

2007-01-31T19:00:00.000+09:00

Presenting.........Sir Alfred Gurns

In honour of Shaun Micaleff. (mind the foulness of me in the pic!)

2007-01-30T15:03:00.000+09:00

Hair Scare ha ha what a joke!!!

Ashleigh competed (a term I use very loosely) in the annual Hair Scare competition held at the 3 Donkeys over the weekend and what a disgrace it was. None of the judges were hairdressers, instead we had a florist, journalist, sales rep and some other follically challenged person. What on earth are these people going to know about hair? So many young girls put in their time, effort and money for this one night and quite frankly I wonder if they would ever bother again. I certainly would have been disheartened. The winner in the senior's section has been done to death, is unoriginal, messy, didn't use much hair and looked atrocious. Whilst the winner in the Junior's section was quite good, it lacked any real originality....peacock feathers have also been done to death. So to all the girls who competed well done all of you, I hope next year they find some credible judges who know what to look for.

2007-01-30T14:50:00.000+09:00

Help me name my bunny!

Today I bought my first ever pet, well other than fish, hermit crabs or a brick (don't ask!). I got myself a cute fluffy little bunny who at this point is nameless. I had names picked out for a black or grey bunny but I ended up getting a white bunny with grey on it. I thought Patches sounded cute but it's not terribly original is it? So if anyone out there has any ideas then please leave me a comment. G isn't home yet and I'm a little scared of his reaction because he wasn't a huge fan of having a rabbit in the house, yet I'm sure he will learn to love him. I'm unsure as to whether the bunny even loves me as he keeps running away from me and I have 3 huge scratches down my chest, maybe that's his way of showing love...

2007-01-30T14:18:00.000+09:00

Happy Birthday G I Love You!

G happens to share his birthday with Australia which is very beneficial because every year his birthday is a public holiday YAY!!! G turned a quarter of a century on Friday and we celebrated in fine style. Thursday night both sets of parents came to our place for a BBQ and lots of alcoholic beverages as did a few other special people, Cody T, Ashleigh, Rick, Katie, Shane, Cody W etc. Thanks guys we had a great night and we hope you did too. We had planned on early night so we could leave for Perth early in the morning but didn't end up hitting the hay until hmmmm 4am oops. We awoke feeling extremely hungover and driving 2 hours was the last thing on our minds yet we eventually set of at around 3pm. All I can say is thank God for air conditioning because when we arrived at Bec and Andy's it was a lovely 41.7 degrees yuck yuck yuck. We were in Perth to watch the best DJ in the world, Andy C live at metros and woo hoo was it a good night or what. Even if you think you are not a fan of this style of music trust me this guy will soon change your mind. HE IS PHENOMONAL!!! I've always been strictly a band girl but thanks to my dear friend Bretty who introduced me to drum and bass many moons ago, I'm in love. We lost a few brain cells, danced off a few kilos and had an awesome night. I remember dancing away and looking around me realising just how lucky I am to have such a fantastic group of friends, our whole crew was there together for the first time in ages. You guys rock and I can't wait to see you all again this weekend.

2007-01-23T21:17:00.000+09:00

Top 6 Best Albums

1-Sam's Town- THE KILLERS
2-Hold Your Colour- PENDULUM
3-Light Grenades- INCUBUS
4-The Secret life of- THE VERONICAS
5-Louder Now- TAKING BACK SUNDAY
6-Saosin- SAOSIN

2007-01-20T18:16:00.000+09:00

Top 6 Worst Songs

1-Flaunt it- TV ROCK (So bad that it features in my top 5 worst songs of ALL time)
2-I wish I was a punk rocker- SANDI THOM (I wish you would fuck off!)
3-Wasabi- LEE HARDING (Lee who?)
4-Rock this party (everybody dance now)- BOB SINCLAIR (My ears bleed when I hear this)
5-For you I will- TEDDY GEIGER (2 words, Dean Geyer)
6-Konichiwa bitches- ROBYN (so so so annoying)

Check this out, obviously Australia disagrees with me!
http://www.aria.com.au/pages/ARIACharts-EndofYearCharts-Top100Singles2006.htm

2007-01-15T20:04:00.000+09:00

Top 6 of 2006

In the coming days I will be compiling and publishing my top 6's of various things in 2006, so please stay tuned and if there is a top 6 you would like to see please let me know xoxo

2007-01-09T19:04:00.000+09:00

New Years Resolutions

Yeah I know boring but hey at least I'm posting something...

1-finish the house (eg front/back yards and decorating inside)
2-lose 5 kilos and start running (I've always wanted to be able to run)
3-knit something complete (I start something new every year and never finish it!)
4-read more and watch all the films I've always wanted to watch (stimulate my mind)
5-save money for a European adventure (G has promised me we're going)
6-settle down re big weekends (I'll save money, my liver and brain cells)
7-begin planning for my own business (probably a franchise fashion retailer)
8-finish uni (a 3 year course has taken nearly 5 years)
9-learn to relax and not stress out so much (this will benefit everyone)
10-make time for everyone I love (this is most important and I thought I'd add a pic of someone I love too)

2006-12-28T21:20:00.000+09:00

Some house pics........finally!

Even though all starleema readers have seen the house now

2006-12-27T17:55:00.000+09:00

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

I am officially the laziest blogger ever and I think I owe it to you, the reader, to post a lengthy post (does that even make sense?). I will begin by wishing everyone a very merry Christmas and hope that you all had a fabulous time. Personallay I had a very relaxing, yet hungover day hanging out with G's family in 32+ degree heat then on to my family's place for a cool change and seafood dinner. On Christmas eve we had a drinks at our place, definately paying for it the next day! The night was made extra special with a visit from Miss Holly Luckwell whom I had not seen in over 2 and half years since she has been living abroad. On boxing day, which was yesterday, I relaxed poolside at the Elliott household and discussed with Alana a possible Europe vacation mid next year. here is hoping that it comes to fruition.
Today is bloody HOT!!! We are struggling to keep cool in this pizza oven of a house, I cannot wait until we get aircon. Back to work tomorrow but only for two days and then I've got another four off over New Years, YAY! I bought the hottest dress today and will post pics of me looking even hotter in it ha ha. We're going up to Perth for NYE to Velvet Lounge to watch the boys play and also to GO-Trains house party, I can't wait. Nothing else to report for the time being yet I will endeavour to stop being so slack re blogging. Perhaps this could be a New Years resolution?

2006-12-18T21:28:00.000+09:00

Calling all scalpers!!!

I need a ticket to Breakfest on Boxing day, if anyone can at all help me I will be eternally grateful. I know I've left it to the last minute but that's because I had no way of getting to Perth, but now I do. Not that it matters because it has SOLD OUT! I'm bidding on Ebay and I'm entering comps, but if anyone out there knows somebody who has a spare ticket then please let me know. Please....

2006-12-04T15:59:00.000+09:00

Jude Harper John Harrop is 3 today!!!

I'd like to say a big Happy Birthday to my gorgeous godson Jude, he is celebrating his third birhtday today woo hoo! Jude is probably the coolest kid I know, not that he could go wrong with me as his fairy godmother, ha ha. G and I bought him a cement truck filled with lego and a really cool shirt that says "Born to Rock" from a boutique in town. Check out the labels website the clothes are too cute for words www.rockyourbaby.com. Happy Birthday Jude!

2006-12-04T09:25:00.000+09:00

Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree how lovely are your branches...

I love Christmas and I especially love putting up the Chrissy tree, so on Thursday I purchased our very own Christmas tree. I had been buying decorations for the past few weeks and had long ago planned the theme for the tree, which is red, black and silver to co-ordinate with the colours of our interior decor. I bought one garland of tinsel and the rest of the decos are various styles of baubles, however I have since decided against the tinsel, it looks slightly tacky. I will be posting pics as soon as it is complete. Unfortunately there has been a delay because I was surprised to learn that the majority of the baubles do not come with string! How annoying, I have to string them up myself. G wanted to get a real tree to begin with, but I managed to talk him out of it, they're too messy and I'd just get annoyed because I would want a perfect looking one, they just don't exist. We were going to have a Christmas lights display (think Lancier crt, for those who know where my parents live) but Dad talked me out of it because we have no front yard, so we have just settled for a tree and Santa silhouette in the front windows. Ah the joys of the festive season...

2006-11-19T18:33:00.000+08:00

Sunday sundae sunny day...

I can't be bothered blogging so here is a picture of me taken by myself only moments ago...don't hate me cause I'm beautiful hate my parents it's their fault.

*UPDATED 6th MArch 07 -that was the ugliest photo I have ever seen so I have removed it for readers benefit*

2006-11-08T08:40:00.001+08:00

SPEDERLINE IS NO MORE!!!

It's official, Britney has kicked K-fed to the kerb......FINALLY!!!

I can hear the collective sighs of relief all around. Yes, everybody the inevitable has finally happened. It may have taken Brit-Brit awhile to realise what the rest of the world already knew (that K-fed is a redneck trailer trash, gangsta wannabe) but alas the day has arrived.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SWgal1SXs&eurl

here is Britney looking hot just moments before filing for divorce from K-fed

2006-11-03T17:05:00.000+08:00

Why are you dressed so Scary? It's Halloween!

I saw this pic and nearly died! This is a classic example of life imitating art. Does she not remember her own movie when they took the absolute piss out off the exact thing she is doing?

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

Well Li-Lo you've certainly proved that here, with that outfit. What are you? Hooker? Burlesque Dancer? Paris Hilton?

2006-11-01T16:36:00.000+08:00

Get a haircut and get a real job...

After years of trying to grow my hair long I am going to do the inevitable and get it all chopped off tomorrow. Long hair just isn't me and that is why it probably isn't growing. I think God is letting me know subtley by stunting the growth of my hair once it reaches a certain length. I am booked in at my sister's salon for 12pm and can't wait. I have already chosen a style and I'm certain some of you may cringe or laugh but have I ever really cared what others thought in regard to my hairstlyes over the years ahh no. I'm going for the 'pob', yes that's right the Victoria Beckham bob, with a Lee-Maree edge to it. I'm also going to go blonder on Friday night so by Saturday I will emerge looking hotter than ever. I will post some photos, perhaps a 'before' and 'after' shot. For the last few years of my life, I have had the most boring hair ever. Previously, I was adventurous and had tried all the colours of the rainbow. So it's time for a change and you know what they say..."a change is as good as a holiday!" Oh and I've always wanted to be a Spice girl.

2006-10-29T20:01:00.000+08:00

For the love of god....NO!!!

I am an avid watcher of Australian Idol and this year has by far been the best yet. The inclusion of instruments and original songs has allowed for a lot more creative freedom and gives the audience a wider perspective on each of the idols raw talents. Losing Bobby Flynn was a travesty as he was by far the most musically gifted, a true artist. However, he will make it without idol and will probably go further without winning.

I am a fan of all the idols that now make up the top 5, all except for one. DEAN GEYER!!!!! Aaaargh, from day one he has grated on my nerves. He is a pretty boy, boring, lame, teenybopper wannabe who constantly sings the same shit every week! eg 'Iris' Goo Goo Dolls, 'Everytime You Cry' Human Nature, 'For You I Will' Teddy Geiger. So annoying, he sings to the screaming 15 year olds who will surely move on to the next flavour of the month as soon as Idol is over anyway and seriously what is with the "I'm a 20 year old virgin" marketing ploy!!! Fellow readers I assure you I am not normally the kind who would devote such energy to a reality TV show, but this guy shits me to tears and I need to vent.

Please Australia vote for anyone but Dean.....

2006-10-21T19:36:00.000+08:00

All my friends are getting married........no really they are!

I'm off to my dear friend Martina's wedding tomorrow!

2006-10-12T12:46:00.000+08:00

Chaotic.....ahhh no!

On Tuesday, G and I made the trip up to Perth to go to the emofest known as Taste of Chaos. We were there to see Saosin, Thursday and Taking Back Sunday plus all the other emo/hardcore bands featured on the bill. I sprayed on a pair of black jeans and teamed them with my pink Converse allstars, I planned on buying a shirt at the gig. After some general stuffing around we arrived at Burswood Dome set for a great night, there is nothing like witnessing live music. To our dismay/embarrassment we were easily the oldest amongst the crowd, however we half expected this and this was partially the reason we bought seating tickets as opposed to lounge. This ended up working against us as the seating was pushed too far back and I could not see much of anything because I forgot my spectacles. Underoath, who I had never heard until then, were awesome as were Thursday. We decided we would make our way to the front for Saosin and I am so glad we did because they are insane live, his voice is amazing and they played that stage like they owned it. However it was a pity they had to play on the smaller of the two stages. Then it was time for the band everyone had been waiting for, myself included, I had even bought one of their shirts....Taking Back Sunday! What a disappointment, musically they kicked arse, their stage show sucked all thanks to the lead singer behaving like a Mick Jagger/Iggy Pop wannabe. He constantly paraded up and down the stage whilst swinging his mic around and around distracting from the bands performance. He also spoke like a hillbilly which I highly doubt was an authentic accent. So sadly we were very disappointed with them. However what I can't quite wrap my head around is how pathetic the audience was! These emo kids sure don't get into it like we use to when were their age...

For those who have never heard of the Taste of Chaos tour or of any of the bands mentioned here are a few helpful links.

www.tasteofchaos.com
www.myspace.com/saosin
www.myspace.com/thursday
www.myspace.com/takingbacksunday
www.myspace.com/underoath

2006-10-06T07:35:00.000+08:00

Trend alert

Dresses...I am obsessed with dresses lately and have bought 5 in the past 2 weeks. There is something about the humble dress that makes you feel fabulous, here are 5 reasons why I think dresses are the new black...

they flatter the figure and hide all the bits you don't like
every girl feels pretty in a dress
reminds me of when I was a little girl (although I despised dresses)
there is sure to be a style to suit every shape and size
can be dressed up or down with the right shoes and accessories

Here I am pictured in one of my favorite dresses

2006-10-01T10:42:00.000+08:00

We are the champions!

Well they did it, and what a game it was! It was down to the wire in the end and West Coast managed a thrilling one point win over the Sydney Swans woo hoo! Congratulations to G for winning the Lancier Crt Footy tipping contest and congratulations to me for getting the wooden spoon...

2006-09-29T23:05:00.000+08:00

Suffer in ya jocks!!!

I would like to say a big fuck you to all the lazy people in the world who expect everyone to do everything for them! Get off your arse and do it yourself and whilst you're their stop whingeing about how much your life sucks and do something to change it! We should all be thankful that we wake up in the morning and have the chance to live life, LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT!!!

On a brighter note... CARN THE EAGLES!

2006-09-25T16:51:00.000+08:00

That's Hot...

My latest obsession:

Watching The Simple Life Season 5 on YouTube

www.youtube.com

2006-09-21T14:58:00.000+08:00

On the Road to the Holy Grail...

Yay, we finally got our keys last Friday and are now the proud owners of a brand new home! I apologise if you are getting sick of hearing about it but it is just so exciting. All we have do now is have all the painting done by the 2nd of October and then we can move in the following weekend. Woo hoo!

This weekend is looking to be a big one! The Perth crew are coming down for a night of fun and frivolity as well as the Eagles playing Adelaide to secure a spot in the Grand Final. Go the Eagles! I hope the Dockers get ousted by the Swans because nothing would upset me more than to see a Dockers/Eagles Grand Final or much much worse the Dockers win and the Eagles lose. Dockers supporters have to be the worst in the AFL! My poor little godson Jude has been brainwashed by his parents into being a Dockers supporter, it's up to me to steer him onto the right path.

2006-09-19T19:10:00.000+08:00

Quote of the Week

"Save a Tree, Kill a Human"- Gareth Mcquillan 16/09/06

2006-09-13T19:28:00.000+08:00

Life is what you make it...

It's been a while between postings due to the fact that I have been busy, busy, busy! Uni, work, house stuff it has been quite a full on week. We should be getting our keys this week (hopefully) and then we can commence painting asap, woo hoo I'm very excited. I feel as though there is so much to be done still, you don't realise how many little things there are to remember e.g. buying a letterbox, getting power turned on etc etc. At the moment we are deliberating what colour to paint the kitchen pantry cupboard door because at the moment it is white but our benchtop is black, we have red cupboards and the walls will be grey. Any ideas? We are heading up to Perth on the weekend on a mission to buy a TV, have a look in IKEA and hopefully purchase a dining suite. Thank god G and I have similar tastes otherwise it would all be a nightmare. We will be moved in by the 6th of October and it will be such a relief, although we will have a ton of work to do once we're in such as reticulation, landscaping, the patio and truly making our house a home. Also the last time G and I lived together it lasted about 5 minutes and we broke up!!! This time I doubt we will have any problems as we are a little wiser, a little older and a little more tolerant of one another. Judging by the pic (us @ my 18th) we've come along way! It is so scary yet exciting how we have all grown up and we are all doing grown up things, I'm sure there are some people out there who think we're crazy or boring because we haven't traveled or anything but I really wouldn't have it any other way...

2006-09-04T22:50:00.000+08:00

Ok I'm not that obsessed!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-egg-salad-sandwich-K-Fed-corndog-sealed_W0QQitemZ110025420159QQihZ001QQcategoryZ53240QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Please explain to me why anyone in their right mind would fork out their hard earned money for this and also ewwwww yuck yuck yuck!!!

*Thankyou Lauren and Andy xoxo*

2006-09-04T21:47:00.000+08:00

As Aussie as a meat pie, thongs and the footy! CRIKEY!

This morning at around 11am Aussie icon Steve (Crocodile Hunter) Irwin was tragically killed off the coast of Cairns whilst filming a documentary on Australian sea life. He was stung in the chest by a sting ray and unfortunately paramedics at the scene were unable to revive him. Steve was a passionate conservationist who often appeared larger than life and helped put Australia on the map with his internationally, successful documentary series "The Crocodile Hunter". He will be remembered for his larrikinism, easygoing nature and his absolute adoration and respect for all animals. He is survived by his wife Terri, 8 year old daughter Bindi and 3 year old son Bob. He will be sadly missed, may he rest in peace...

Memorable Steve Quotes

"Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites."

"Crikey means gee whiz, wow!"

"I have no fear of losing my life – if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it."

"When I talk to the camera, mate, it's not like I'm talking to the camera, I'm talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me."

"But I put my life on the line to save animals."

R.I.P Steve

2006-09-03T15:35:00.000+08:00

You learn something new everyday...

I learnt that red wine and cosmopolitans are not a good match if you plan on waking up as fresh as a daisy Sunday morning. I would like to thank Deano for making the cocktails as they went down a treat and I would like to congratulate both Deano and Olivia on their engagement,hooray!!! You make a perfect couple with your delighful tales of poo and pissing. It's refreshing to see such an open carefree couple like yourselves. I look forward to the wedding!

2006-08-31T22:07:00.000+08:00

If loving this song is wrong...then I don't wanna be right!

2006-08-31T08:46:00.000+08:00

It's time to (nearly) go........Lee-Maree and Gareth

The time is drawing near where I will be vacating my parents house and moving into my (and G's) very own home. This phase of my life is already bringing about a lot of self-reflection.

I have finally realised that I am not a teenager anymore, though I often still feel and behave like one.

I've learnt that the most important part of life is those we love and those who love us.

It is important to have "me" time where I do something that makes me happy, because if your not happy with yourself how do you expect anyone else to be happy with you?

Life is far too short for arguments, bitchiness and pettiness, I'm sick of people whingeing about their lives being shit it's up to you to change it!!!

I believe that life is all about FAMILY,FRIENDS,FUN and LOVE.

It's funny how big moments in your life force you to have a good look at yourself and where you are heading, it's scary yet exciting all at the same time. This has been the most stressful year of my life but I wouldn't change it for the world because I know that in the end it's all worth it.The above may sound lame, it may sound deep, it might even be inspiring to some or you may be sitting there laughing your arse off. I don't care I just thought I'd share it with you...

2006-08-29T18:21:00.000+08:00

What I am looking forward to...

Summer
Moving into our house in a few weeks
Getting our puppy, Boof
Finishing uni
Losing my winter flab
Not being a stressed out lunatic

2006-08-24T13:51:00.000+08:00

My Week...

This week sucks, I don't want to get out of bed I don't want to talk to or see anyone I have had enough. I have nothing positive to say, it is 'feel sorry for myself' week...DEAL WITH IT!!!

Where is the moment when we need it the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well oh that
Strong
Well I'm not wrong
So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You see what you like
And how does it feel, one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

2006-08-22T15:16:00.000+08:00

Spederline...

Do yourself a favour and click on the below links and you will understand why these two crazy kids are so enthralling to watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYxdybdwKRg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM

2006-08-21T10:45:00.000+08:00

Oh my...

Well it's monday and I forgot all about my previous posting until oh about 1 minute ago when I signed in and it was right there before my eyes. Embarassed...very. I thought about deleting it but I think it needs to stay to teach me a lesson so I am just going to edit out the expletives.

2006-08-20T07:18:00.000+08:00

REMOVED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT

2006-08-17T22:24:00.000+08:00

Let's Get Physical, Physical...

I am an avid gym goer and I love to exercise. My week normally consists of Hip Hop dance class Monday night, Step Tuesday night, Body Jam Wednesday night, Body Jam Friday night. Some may think I'm crazy but I really do enjoy exercise, however for the last 2 weeks I have done not much at all and I am disgusted in myself. It is so strange that when I miss out on a few days of physical activity I instantly feel as though I have gained 10 kilos. So as of tomorrow night I am getting back into my routine and I will also be adding a morning walk except for Tuesdays and Fridays as I already get up at 6.30 for work as well as pump class Monday morning. You may be saying to yourself "why is she telling us this crap for?" Well I feel that if I jot it down I will be more likely to do it. As well as each time I log on I will see it and instantly feel guilty if I have not lived up to my expectations. Wish me luck...

2006-08-12T09:38:00.000+08:00

When I grow up I want to be a.........filthy whore!

Only a few moments ago I was subjected to The Pussycat Dolls latest tripe and felt compelled to write about the experience. Now if you are not already seated I suggest you sit yourself down immediately for I have a revelation. The Pussycat Dolls are whores, whores WHORES!!! Ok, well they're strippers in fancy clothing but whores none the less. In this particular song, Buttons, Snoop collaborates with them (sorry did I say them I meant the brunette who is the only one that ever attempts singing) delevering such thought provoking lyrics as "Baby, can't you see?These clothes are fittin' on me The heat comin' from this beat I'm about to blow I don't think you know" and the stellar chorus "I'm tellin' you loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh) But you keep frontin' (Uh) Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh) But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)". It gives me goose bumps everytime I hear it, mainly due to shuddering in disgust. These skanks are what our future are watching and trying to emulate, if we're not careful Paris or Lindsay will be running for president soon. In the music clip they actually remove some of their clothing and begin gyrating, what message is this sending to young, impressionable girls? I often wonder where my body issues stem from and now I have the answer...The Pussycat Dolls are to blame, in fact I'm going to blame them for everything that's wrong in the world. Fuck the war on terror, Iraq or whoever George Dubya woke up with a gripe against, its time to send our troops to the Hollywood Hills for the new war on whores!

2006-08-10T16:19:00.000+08:00

He loves his beef...

There is one major difference between G and I, he loves beef and I do not. I am by no means a vegetarian I eat chicken, fish, pork and go crazy over lamb shanks but steak makes me feel nauseous. Whilst mum and dad are away I am the head chef, so far beef has not been on the menu. However, G has requested that we eat steak tonight and after I informed him I don't know how to cook it he has kindly offered to take over chef duties. Although I think he will just be attending to the steak whilst I take care of the rest.

G loves his meat so much that he is a QA manager for a meatworks company down south and for further proof of how much the bovine world means to him he took me to various bovine related landmarks on Sunday morning. We even brought along the camera to capture these special moments. I'm sure we looked a sight standing on the highway at 6am taking happy snaps next to Fergus the bull... unfortunately this pic isn't uploading for some reason!!! I will try again at a later date.

2006-08-07T17:03:00.000+08:00

Tornado Alley!

Last night at around 1.30am a tornado ripped through Settlers Estate in Australind causing widespread damage to around 50 homes with a few that are irreperable. I was unaware of this until my lovely boyfriend messaged once he arrived at work at 6am, my mother then phoned me at 6.30 am to see if we were alright (Pete and Lesley are up North, Italy has been put on the backburner). At the moment it is extremely windy and there is still a severe weather warning. Ashleigh and I have got candles ready and G will be bringing over a torch in case of power failure. We have also put a plan in place if a tornado decides to take out Lancier court. What on earth is going on with you mother nature, heatwaves in London and Tornados in Australind?! Please explain...

2006-08-05T20:27:00.000+08:00

Memorable Quotes

So very often someone will come out with some sheer brilliance or some utter trash I will now be paying homage to both on Starleema. This weeks winner is...

"They've had more setbacks than Whitney Houston" - Dennis Cometti whilst commentating the Eagles vs St Kilda clash.

Dennis is always coming out with some pearlers here are a couple more....

"Sweet dreams are made of this"

"If loving Fraser (G-train Gherig) is wrong, then I don't wanna be right"

For more classic Dennis visit http://dailydave.webmelon.com/viewarticle.php?postid=542 and navigate your way around from there

2006-08-03T13:15:00.000+08:00

Na na na na na she's got the look!

Here is an insight into one of my pet hates: THE SMIRK. You know that look somebody gives when you are telling them something and they appear to be laughing at you on the inside. It makes you want to slap that look right off their face. It seems to be saying to you "ha ha you don't even know what you're talking about and by the way I'm so much better than you". Aaargh it drives me crazy and a short time ago I was subjected to such a LOOK from none other than my own father. Yes that's right Pete delivered THE SMIRK and I went mad. Once the madness resided I calmly asked why he felt the need to smirk this is his response "I wasn't smirking I was just having a giggle to myself". Thanks Pete for backing up my reason for despising THE SMIRK so much.

Celebrity Smirkers

George W Bush-because he really knows where those WMD's are hidden

Peter Costello-well he won't be smirking anymore now that Johnny isn't stepping aside

Jocelyn Wildenstein-does she have a choice in the matter?

2006-08-01T17:26:00.000+08:00

Arriverderci Pietro and Les-a-ley!

My dad is currently taking 5 weeks off work. Why? Because he can! As you may know from a previous post it was his 50th a couple of weeks ago and the family all came down to help celebrate. They also discussed flying to Italy in the next couple of weeks for a holiday and to get back to their roots, see where they came from. Peter and Lesley were a bit hesitant at first as they were already planning on going up north to Coral Bay, (well who wouldn't be Italy pales in comparison to "up north") but now they have decided to jet off half way around the world, whilst I will be taking over the role of homemaker, taxi, parent, chef etc etc. I would also like to add that at the same 50th dad's bro and sisters all put in and bought a few lotto tickets and consequently won..........................$11000. Oh its just not fair!

2006-07-27T18:36:00.000+08:00

For Holly...