10 reasons why I don't like the Dockers

1-Jeff Farmer, alcohol problem my arse you've got an anger problem
2-Josh Carr, leave Benny alone!
3-Their name, ooh how scary a wharfie
4-Their song, "heave ho way to go" hmm
5-Their guernsey, it's purple for crying out loud with an anchor
6-They're an embarrassment to the AFL, they haven't even won a premiership
7-Chris Connolly, oops that right he sucked so bad they had to give him the "heave ho"
8-The supporters, booing the best players in the universe (Chris Judd and Ben Cousins) and spitting on their own coach
9-Their consistency to play inconsistently
10-They suck