When I grow up I want to be a.........filthy whore!

Only a few moments ago I was subjected to The Pussycat Dolls latest tripe and felt compelled to write about the experience. Now if you are not already seated I suggest you sit yourself down immediately for I have a revelation. The Pussycat Dolls are whores, whores WHORES!!! Ok, well they're strippers in fancy clothing but whores none the less. In this particular song, Buttons, Snoop collaborates with them (sorry did I say them I meant the brunette who is the only one that ever attempts singing) delevering such thought provoking lyrics as "Baby, can't you see?These clothes are fittin' on me The heat comin' from this beat I'm about to blow I don't think you know" and the stellar chorus "I'm tellin' you loosen up my buttons babe (Uh huh) But you keep frontin' (Uh) Sayin' what you gon' do to me (Uh huh) But I ain't seen nothin' (Uh)". It gives me goose bumps everytime I hear it, mainly due to shuddering in disgust. These skanks are what our future are watching and trying to emulate, if we're not careful Paris or Lindsay will be running for president soon. In the music clip they actually remove some of their clothing and begin gyrating, what message is this sending to young, impressionable girls? I often wonder where my body issues stem from and now I have the answer...The Pussycat Dolls are to blame, in fact I'm going to blame them for everything that's wrong in the world. Fuck the war on terror, Iraq or whoever George Dubya woke up with a gripe against, its time to send our troops to the Hollywood Hills for the new war on whores!