Please take note...
On the 21st of July something wonderous will occur, it will be a one time only event that will take the world by storm. There will be global chaos and pandemonium all around, followed by relief, joy and appreciation. Yes, I am talking about the release of J.K Rowling's 7th and final installment of Harry Potter. Unfortunately I am working on this day and then going out for a work do later on that evening. However I have completely cleared my schedule for the following day so I can resume and finish reading this piece of literary genius that will no doubt go down in history as one of the classic novels of our time. I wish to inform you all that if ANYONE completes the book before me or hears how the tale ends and then tells me, I will be forced to bludgeon you with said book. I will be in lockdown mode until the final word is read.
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I have a plan to get the book, read the last chapter and then blackmail you to do whatever I say or want otherwise I will spoil it for you MUAAAhahhaha Muhhahahhha Muhahhahha muhahahha
Ah nice one G oops sorry 'anonymous' but as I will not be letting the book out of my sight you are going to find this near impossible. Thank you for alerting me to your devious plan because Harry will now be accompanying me to dinner and then out on the town afterwards.
Since becoming obsessed with 'Extras' I have a new appreciation for young Harry. I'm watching the 4th one tonight then going to see the 5th one tomorrow night with Hoon. Grand Cinemas are the place to be!
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